Kris’s better half sent this through yesterday. If you don’t know many Samoan’s, this may not mean much to you. For the rest of us, especially from Auckland, this will make you laff like da fat clown. :-P

The village Matai tells the story of Sione to the kitz.

One days Sione was cudding da grass with his sapelu, when all of a sutten da ampulance went going by. Sione straight aways drop his sapelu and run afta da ampulance. Da ampulance tryfer look to his side mirror and see a man in a lafalafa running after him.

Afraids for his live, becos he was in Otara’s, da ampulance tryver stepped on da cass. His ampulance go very, very farce. But Sione farce too. Sione loose one chandal, but he keep runnings, Sione’s lafalafa starting to falling downs but he keep runnings. Da ampulance tryfer look in da side mirror and he is amaze dat da man wiff da falling down lafalafa and one chandal is not giffing up.

Da ampulance tryfer is now concern finkings Sione chase him because he need medical assistannce. Sione, was please to see the ampulance was stoppings for him. About 3 minute later, Sione catch up to da ampulance.

The ampulance tryfer open da backs toor and say to Sione, “What is da matters? You needs help?? Sione with his hands on his knees, buffing like hell. Wiff his preaths back, Sione looks at da ampulance tryfer and say “I haf da one snow-cones wiff da chocolate flakes!”