This made me laugh. ;-)

Anyone that knows me knows I LOVE my rum. I’m very picky about what rum I drink. Bicardi is pig swill compared to the stuff I will let glide across my taste buds.

You Are Rum

You’re the life of the party, and a total flirt
You are also pretty picky about what you drink
Only the finest labels and best mixed cocktails will do
Except if you’re dieting – then it’s Diet Coke and Bicardi all the way

This is just too funny. ;-)