I want to see this movie, even though every review I’ve read says it sucks, simply because its Doom. I’ve played every version of Doom on the PC since 1993. So simply because its Doom, I am going to go watch the movie.

But in the spirit of all Games turned to Movies, here is the 10 Top. :-)

Top 10 Things To Yell Out During DOOM, The Movie:

10. How do I bring up the console?

9. Teh Rock is a n00b.

8. Dude, that hurt. The health is behind the crate!

7. Team kill!

6. This new engine rules.

5. Crap map.

4. This AI is so fucking lame.

3. (as the credits roll) That last boss sucked.

2. Fucking camper fags!

1. Shit, how do I skip this cut scene? This fucking sucks, it’s been going on for like 30 minutes.

the adventures of a boy and his computer – Top 10 Things To Yell Out During DOOM, The Movie